Store Policy

Customer Care

Apply Icy Hot where needed.

Privacy & Safety

Face it.  There is no real privacy on the internet.  However, we promise not to sell your information to third parties who offer us ridiculously low amounts of cash.

Wholesale Inquiries

If you are feeling highly delirious, and wish to purchase The Ascendancy of The Nerd in bulk, we'd be happy to make arrangements, and also include a bag of FEE-FO-LAY CAFE pralines.

 
Payment Methods

Credit / Debit Cards